meladoodle:

today i was at a restaurant for my niece’s birthday and i ordered the chicken salad and when it came out my niece said ‘HAHA YOUR FOOD HAS LETTUCE IN IT’ and i laughed, but she was right. it did have lettuce. what the fuck is wrong with me

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via bewbin)

correct yes